Part 2. F*ck you. Everybody be standing up there like this, be cool Jack, just looking in the eye. Then some big d*ck motherf*cker come in right, stand way back here. What's happening fellas? You wanna stand to the left? I'm gonna shake it to the left, pal. You gotta move over. @funnieststandup
Getting Kicked Out of School. Lou, Leon can't stay in school. He got his ass kicked out again. Oh shit, what now? The damn teacher asked him to say a 12-letter word off the top of his head and he said masturbation. So she says, 'Wow, what a mouthful!' He says, 'No, you're thinking of a blowjob.'
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